If you haven’t made your plans yet for Seattle’s upcoming Pride festivities, you are a crazy person. The number one party to be at, the increasingly spectacular Hey Tranny It’s Tranny, is SOLD OUT! Bumz for you if you didn’t plan ahead. For those of us who were on top of it this year, Nark Magazine has a full night of insanity planned for us, headlined by the witch queen of all lady boys, Sharon fucking Needles. Also making the trip from Pittsburg will be none other than Sharon’s significant other, Alaska Thunderfuck, whose sickening performance will surely wow the packed out crowd. Local stars of the drag world, including Ben DeLaCreme, ArtStar and Ursula Major, will be bringing their own brand of glam to this eleganza extravaganza. Give these bitches a run for their money and turn it out when dressing up for this event. The glitterati will be out in full force, and you wouldn’t want to feel under dressed.
On the musical side of things, queer electro pop acts SSION and Hi Fashion will be burning the house down. None other than Men’s JD Sampson, as well as Edgar Um and Phyllis Navidad, will be holding down the decks in between all the on stage shenanigans. It’s all happening this Friday at Neumo’s, and as always, all the proceeds will benefit Gay City Health Project, so bring a wadful of cash and spend guilt-free to your heart’s content. I don’t have to tell you to have the best time ever, because, well, that’s a given.
